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Written by David J. Webb   
Wednesday, 13 January 2010 10:11

Suicide Note GuyReginald Parks, 54, a financier, contemplating the best way to end it all. Ultimately, he decided to take the concrete plunge out his office building window. He died knowing that his suicide note was properly formatted, spell checked, used good grammar and was written by a professional.

NEW YORK – Tough economic times often call for drastic measures.  Sometimes even those drastic measures call for even more drastic measures, such as simply taking one for the team, ending it all, calling it quits!

Financier Reginald Parks, 44, recently did just that, after having blown 3.5 billion dollars of his client’s money by investing it into an elaborate Ponzi scheme.  Financially ruined and with nothing else to live for, he decided it was time to bail himself out and, yes, commit suicide.

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