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David Webb is managing editor of “The Funny Newz” and a traveler of “The Universe” at large.  A native of Pittsburgh, Mr. Webb become swept up in a plot for world domination trying to climb the corporate ranks of Unalco, a Pittsburgh-based metals company.

Luckily for us, Mr. Webb was able to foil a group, "The Vampires of The Rose Cross," a group of Rosicrucian vampires dating back to the 15th century.  These vampires were bent on dominating the global economy with a revolutionary nanomachine they had stolen from a brilliant scientist at Unalco, Lawrence Bingham.  "Bingham's Machine" could manufacture gold out of base metals  and change matter at the atomic level, thus the vampires saw it as a threat to their immortality. After all, if it could change matter, it might also reverse vampirism.

The unfinished novel "The Vampire Web Master" is based on the life of David J. Webb and his efforts to bring about the doom of the "The Vampires of The Rose Cross."  You can read all about it when David J. Webb is finished with The Great Universal novel. Unfortunately, it must be duly noted, Mr. Webb is a horrible procrastinator and even this biographical sketch is subject to change.  After all, his current time travels in the Universe could erase, alter, and affect the historic-time continuum as you know it.  For instance, this story might be finished the next time you check back—but you might not ever have been born!  How do you like them cosmic apples?

 
Pardon The Construction As We Retake The Universe PDF Print E-mail
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Written by David J. Webb   
Tuesday, 17 November 2009 10:40

Hello people, mostly humans and all non-classified sentient beings.  I am David J. Webb, the new Managing Editor and Earth Bureau Chief of The Funny Newz, a magazine which we have recently re-styled “The Universe’s Finest News Source” and for damn good reason: It is just that!   Before I get into why it is, I should start by stating: "No, we are not trying to get sued by The Onion. Or, maybe we are?"  After all, isn’t a lawsuit the greatest form of flattery?

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