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The term supernatural pertains to an order of existence beyond the scientifically visible universe. Religious miracles are typically supernatural claims, as are spells and curses, divination, the belief that there is an afterlife for the dead, and innumerable others. Supernatural beliefs have existed in many cultures throughout human history. All that is real stuff. At least here at the FunnyNewz it is. We report and deliver the facts on anything related to the creatures that exist in the supernatural world. After all, Vampires need news just like anyone else.
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Myths
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Written by David J. Webb
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Tuesday, 17 November 2009 15:10 |
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 SNOWMANLAND AND CARROTNOSE - No two snowflakes are alike and so it goes with humans. However, easy to miss is the plight of the modern-day snowman: an androgynous fluffy being made up of countless little snowflakes none of which are alike and usually packed together by children. Surprisingly, we are not much different from snowmen and snowmen are not much different from us, The FunnyNewz has learned.
Snowmen live in Snowmanland, which is mostly situated in northern climes where it reaches below freezing. Naturally, there is lots of snow. Most hail from the barren (but oil-rich) North Pole region of the Earth. Carrotnose, is separated from the rest of the country of Snowmanland by a small part of Elfland. Carrotnose is narrow icy land, which rises to a high interior plateau with basically more ice, snow, caribou and an occasional nut-job trying to reach the North Pole by dog sled.
The FunnyNewz presents an exclusive holiday look at the little understood race of the the Snowman...
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Read more: Plight of the Snowmen
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Myths
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Written by David J. Webb
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Tuesday, 17 November 2009 15:02 |
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 EVERYWHERE IT IS COLD – We all know the stock image of Old Man Winter as a venerable and frail old looking man with flowing robes perhaps, a huge staff (now, now) and a beard as long as the cold winter months.
However, that is all changing now as Old Man Winter has undergone a radical update to his image, tantamount to those reality TV shows where they spruce up people who surely need a good sprucing.
“I feel freaking fantastic,” Old Man Winter told FunnyNewz.com. “I mean I know I’m not any younger, but the Botox has me looking like I did 40,000 years ago. Plus, I lost the robes, went to Super Cuts and shelled out some money for some new digs at Abercrombie & Fitch. It’s a new me. A fresher and younger Old Man Winter.”
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Read more: Old Man Winter To Get Botox
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Supernatural
