Earthblog

David Webb is managing editor of “The Funny Newz” and a traveler of “The Universe” at large.  A native of Pittsburgh, Mr. Webb become swept up in a plot for world domination trying to climb the corporate ranks of Unalco, a Pittsburgh-based metals company.

Luckily for us, Mr. Webb was able to foil a group, "The Vampires of The Rose Cross," a group of Rosicrucian vampires dating back to the 15th century.  These vampires were bent on dominating the global economy with a revolutionary nanomachine they had stolen from a brilliant scientist at Unalco, Lawrence Bingham.  "Bingham's Machine" could manufacture gold out of base metals  and change matter at the atomic level, thus the vampires saw it as a threat to their immortality. After all, if it could change matter, it might also reverse vampirism.

The unfinished novel "The Vampire Web Master" is based on the life of David J. Webb and his efforts to bring about the doom of the "The Vampires of The Rose Cross."  You can read all about it when David J. Webb is finished with The Great Universal novel. Unfortunately, it must be duly noted, Mr. Webb is a horrible procrastinator and even this biographical sketch is subject to change.  After all, his current time travels in the Universe could erase, alter, and affect the historic-time continuum as you know it.  For instance, this story might be finished the next time you check back—but you might not ever have been born!  How do you like them cosmic apples?